A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign
that hangs
over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS
THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender: "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face
while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore
tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third,
there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta
make things right for her."
Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You
have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get
crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it
with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he
staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most
frightning roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers
back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over
his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore
tooth?"
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