| "If
it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield |
"It
is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury.
Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other
half are doing it." Winston Churchill |
"I
know nothing about sex because I was always married." Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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 This new commode chair rocks! |
"I
think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they
choose; they should draw the line at goats though." Elton John |
 It's laundry day. Just share, damnit. |
"We
had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the
furniture." Robin Williams |
 Baskin Robbins new flavor of the week. |
| "There
we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that
guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." Denis Leary |
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 This costume rides up, honey. |
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 Is this the Ladies Room lineup? |
"When
the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the
authorities." Matt Groening |
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"When I'm good I'm
very, |
 It's alright love. We'll get new batteries tomorrow. |
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Marylyn Munroe | ||
| "You
know that look women get when they want sex? ...Me neither." Drew Carey |
"Girls
are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." Andy Gibb |
"Sex
at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns |
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." Ingrid Bergman |  |
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