Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, and out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said," Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath, she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."

Instantly, her rocking chair turned to solid gold!
Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

"Second wish, my Dear?" asked the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: " I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again." At once, her wish became a reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.

The Fairy Godmother then spoke," You have one more wish, what shall you have?"

Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and says," I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make -up, that when complete he stood before her a man, so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.

Cinderella sat , breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered,"
I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"