Very few people are aware that the Volvo
automobile is named after the woman's vulva. Even less men are aware
of what the vulva is. The President of Volvo Automobiles is a guitar
player by the name of Leif Johannson. The current as of today
husband of Britney Spears and father of her son Sean is a 28 year
old back up dancer by the name of K-Fed. Sean is Kevin's third
child. He had two children with Shar Jackson. Kevin is the former
back up dancer for Britney's true love Justin Timberlake. She wrote
around 200 broken heart songs after Justin dumped her, and then she
married Kevin as a dig at Justin, like he cared. Justin has more
women than Warren Beatty and he's Gay like Perry Mason and Rock
Hudson, only in a more obvious way. This was the inside reason of
why Britney French kissed Madonna.
Britney Spears proposed to Kevin
Federline on an airplane. He replied, "Not before I see your
clitoris, Doris." After joining the first class mile high club,
Britney said, "Do I meet with your approval?" Kevin
replied, "When I get this green stuff off of my new white pants
I'll let you know. I think I have post concussion syndrome."
Britney replied, "I didn't know if that was a seizure or post
coital depression when your head snapped back into the sink."
Kevin is often spotted around L.A. wearing a hoodie, much as Britney
Spears' clitoris.
The glans clitoris looks much like
mini me's penis. Different women have different textured clitori and
like it played with differently. Some women with large hard rubber
type clitoris' like when the man bites it hard. Other women with
normal clitoris' like when you flick it with medium force. Some
women have extremely sensitive clitoris' and you must play with it
extremely slowly and softly hardly even touching it.
Prior to the discovery of the
clitoris in 1559 by Real Colombo M.D., sex was more normal, more
high school. Now that men know where the clitoris and the
Graffenburg Spot are located, sex has turned more into a performance
than a spontaneous act of long lasting foreplay and passion. Sex
could now be made into an Olympic contest called "Getting the
Woman to Come." Many are called but few are chosen. This is why
many singers like Whitney Houston have resorted to drugs, out of
sexual frustration and lack of intimacy. Speaking of lack of
intimacy, on January 3, 2003 Britney married Jason Alexander for 5
hours. Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer were shocked to say the least. The
only one in attendance was Neuman. Britney Spears was named
"Woman of the Century" by VH1. She has been the most
searched name on Yahoo for the past three years. At The Temple of
Love, unlike in the Hadith, we do not endorse clitoridectomy or
Pepsi. Jenna Bush's fear of clitoridectomy was the root cause of the
invasion of Iraq. The Apocalypse cannot come a moment too soon.
About the Author
Karen Fish is a writer currently
living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love http://www.thetempleoflove.com
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