Four women went to a ladies nightclub.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, she licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called
the guy back, licked the $20 bill and stuck it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, the third girl pulled out
a $50 bill, called the guy over and licked the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to
one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy
gyrated over to me!!!

Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me
on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my
wallet..... What could I do????

The woman in me took over...

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed
the 80 bucks and went home.