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The Mermaid
The babe on the rock, with the fins and scales?...you know the one. She sits on a rock in a harbor, swims across art, lives forever in marble and has remarkable adventures in fiction. She's the Mermaid. A quintessential image of woman and the sea. Forget about the "fish" part. That's representative. The legend (or perhaps not...) of mermaids is one of the seduction of the sea. The creatures, the depth, the sexuality....of the sea. For nearly as long as humans have walked the earth, we have been sailing, fishing and swimming. Faced with creatures so vastly different than ourselves has created a fascination with a human-like fish. The same can be said of horses (centaurs), goats, eagles and other creatures of the planet. Why not fish. Merfolk, in many cultures, represented a god or goddess. Some had more influence than others. Neptune, Poseidon, fish-wives, mermaids, water-willows, water kings, oceanides, lorelie and so many other creatures of legend are seen in ancient writing. Merfolk have long fascinated humans. Is it the desire to swim freely through the deep ocean? Is it the power to lure? What is it that keeps the legend alive? ...to a romantic / tragic / fairytale (or is that "tail") ending, etc. We've taken the legend a long long way, complete with children's movies and stories. Don't mistake a Siren for a Mermaid. The two are very different creatures of the deep. A siren is -
A mermaid is -
As you can see, they are vastly different, but most of the time, writers will intertwine the traits of each. Often a mermaid will be seen lounging on a rock, singing. Not that some might not sing well (although most legend says they can't speak at all) .
Call me crazy, but I have this weird images of their voices being similar to dolphins. The Fran Drescher of the fish family.
About the breast issue - most legend sees them as part woman. Yes, yes, families were a groovy part of general type merlegend, but mostly it was the chicks. Hot babes in scales and coconut bosom cups.
Wait...that's the Rated G version. Cleaned up for Family viewing. Mermaids in coconut bra cups. Good thing scales aren't transparent.
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Sex and the Mermaid
~ A small Polish town on the Baltic coast wants a makeover for its patron mermaid to improve its appearance and make it look more sexy. The towns patron, displayed on the right displays a mermaid with rather small breasts and very wide hips. The town's mermaid shield became a hot topic during talks about a campaign to promote the coastal town of Ustka, in which the mermaid was supposed to play a key role. "There was a discussion about the coat of arms and one female councilor said jokingly that the mermaid's breasts were too small and that she was a bit fat," said the city hall spokesman. Her fellow councilors think she has a point. They are now planning to give the mermaid 'plastic surgery', to give her a sexy new figure and to attract more tourists to the little town of Ustka. ~ Mermaids exist - Cristobal Colon (better known as Christopher Columbus) recorded the following in the log of his famous voyage: "[A crewman] saw three mermaids, who rose very high from the sea, but they are not so beautiful as they are painted, though to some extent they have a human appearance about the face." ~ A discussion on mermaids and how they have sex. ~ A very cool sex toy you can use while pursuing the intense fantasies about sex with merpeople. ;)
_____________________________________________________________ Mermaid Joke o' the day - ______________________ This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, “Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?” The man said “No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the mermaid. She said, ‘I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.’” So I said, “How about a little head?”
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